What’d you expect?

There are days when trying to be witty is difficult at best. For instance, when an organization who provides support only hires “technicians” at, or just above, minimum wage, has poor results within the community… I mean…

That’s like hiring a wolf to watch your flock.

That’s like hiring a pedophile to babysit.

That’s like hiring a meth addict as a pharmacy tech.

That’s like hiring Plankton to run the Krusty Krab.

That’s like hiring a vegan in a butcher shop.

That’s like hiring a Finnish Metal Band for a church choir.

And best yet…

That’s like hiring a minimum wage technician to run your network.